Me!!! What's the 411, Charlie Brown?
Miguel Where were you yesterday sister
Miguel I understand
Miguel YOu know what they say cures a headache
Me!!! that too
Miguel ok it was Sex
Miguel you got me
Miguel They told me it cures Migraines
Miguel THEY LIE
Miguel I TRIED
Miguel the last 3 days
Miguel all i got was tired and a bigger headache
Me!!! then someone's doing it wrong
Miguel I do all the work
Miguel he just lays there
Miguel AT least smile at me
Me!!! so, you lay there and make him do the work. make him use those leg muscles!!
Miguel that lazy bastard
Miguel We have tried he wines
Miguel UGH my legs hurt
Me!!! those damned lazy bottoms!
Miguel We hate em all
he then sent me this email:
which led to this....
Miguel What will you wear on your fist show
Miguel First I meant First
Me!!! I WANT TO HOST THAT SHOW TOO
Miguel BUt a fisting show might work too
Miguel Put up your Dukes with your host Tiffany Miller
Me!!! U R KILLING ME
Miguel I think its awsome. Lets pitch the idea to networks
Miguel Maybe LIFETIME for women
Me!!! can be on after Project Runway
Miguel We can sindicate it in spanish
Me!!! don't want to exclude the latino gays
Miguel Of course not
Miguel OMG imagine the possibilities
Me!!! IT BOGGLES THE MIND
clearly, we crack our shit up and should be seperated.