if my period does not start soon, i am liable to kill someone.

i am a walking ball of hormones and it is not pretty. nothing tastes good right now. i can't stand being clothed. i am crying/raging over stupid things like not wanting to eat the lean pocket i brought for lunch, or, or....i don't even know, everything!!!!

please tell me/show me something funny, or cute.
or why i need to shut the hell up cuz it could be worse.


in the meantime, to make matters even more fun, i have to clean my desk, as they are installing dual monitors for me this afternoon. i do not like changes like this. i think it is dumb. i like my lack of productivity just fine, thank you very much. have they seen all the stuff i have? they probably have, which is why they sent out a memo that read thusly:

1. Clear off a space 1 foot wide around your computer.
2. Remove everything on your monitor.

Clear off everything around your computer:

* sticky notes
* reference materials
* note trays
* telephones
* photos
* phone lists
* food
* kewpie dolls
* pencil holders
* kleenex boxes
* speakers
* headsets
* artwork
* stuff
* soda cans
* water bottles
* coffee cups
* unicorns
* action figures
* books
* staplers
* trash
* turtles
* fruit
* fish
* other stuff
* hand lotion
* cleaning supplies
* tape dispensers
* drawings
* star charts
* magazines

i like whoever wrote this memo. they obviously have a sense of humor. they also must have used my desk a point of reference, as i have STUFF, OTHER STUFF, and  ACTION FIGURES GALORE here.
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From: [personal profile] chemm80


I got a smile out of picturing your actual desk. To get one for yourself (a smile, I mean), you might try this thread. Lots of pretty pictures, and be sure to click on the squirrel vid links (if you can access youtube at work).

Also this, posted in a journal of a friend of mine, whose identity I won't reveal:

Jared and Jensen were doing a talk show together; it was either Jonathan Ross, or a show like it, where they film the guests in the green room as well as when they are on stage, and either the boys didn't know they were being filmed, or they were drunk or I don't even know, but Jensen was in a square armchair and Jared was on his knees between Jensen's thighs, with his arms resting on Jensen's legs, and his thumbs just idly up under his shirt (which was a yellow Hawaiian shirt with red and orange flowers on it, so I possibly should have known it was a dream), and they were talking, just like joking around, and the other guest was someone like Beyonce or anyway, someone that they don't know and have never worked with or anything, and they were including her in the conversation, and then she and Jensen started talking about lenses and cameras, and Jared got kind of bored, and started KISSING JENSEN'S STOMACH. Through his shirt, but those kisses where you could tell he was sniffing, too, getting Jensen's scent, and it was typical Jared attention-seeking, and Jensen rested his hand on Jared's shoulder, and it was all being filmed from above and behind, and it was up on youtube, and I was DYING OF GLEE.

I actually felt bereft when I realized I dreamed it, and that it wasn't in my favourites on YouTube. IDEK.


Made me realize how desperately I need some more J2 icons.

Also? I love my ICONS! You could go and browse people's icons, you know? Very happy-making.

Obviously, I get bored a lot. :D

From: [identity profile] tiffosis.livejournal.com


what a beeyoutiful dream your friend had!!!

sadly, i cannot access youtube here. didn't tptb see the story about employees having youtube access at work makes for happy, more productive employees? i'd say that youtube is a much cheaoer way to make us more productive than spending thousands of dollars on monitors. *nods*

thanks for the links babe.

*hugs*

From: [identity profile] cycatryx.livejournal.com


LET'S KILL THEM TOGETHER. ALL OF THEM. THEY SHOULD NOT BE DISRUPTING YOUR STUFF. DON'T THEY KNOW BEING SURROUNDED BY TOYS AND PERSONAL COMFORT ITEMS AND HAPPY THINGS MAKES WORK BEARABLE???

ALSO, I WANT TO TAKE MY GIRL BITS OUT AND THROW THEM AWAY BECAUSE I DON'T NEED THEM ANYWAY AND WHOSE BRILLIANT IDEA WAS IT TO HAVE US DO THIS EVERY MONTH? WHOEVER THEY ARE, THEY SUCK. D:<

I TEMPORARILY RESIGN FROM LIFE (AND WOMANHOOD). WANNA JOIN ME?


From: [identity profile] tiffosis.livejournal.com


LET'S KILL THEM TOGETHER. ALL OF THEM. THEY SHOULD NOT BE DISRUPTING YOUR STUFF. DON'T THEY KNOW BEING SURROUNDED BY TOYS AND PERSONAL COMFORT ITEMS AND HAPPY THINGS MAKES WORK BEARABLE???

WORD, SISTER!!
*cocks shotgun*

(hee hee, i said cock!)

ALSO, I WANT TO TAKE MY GIRL BITS OUT AND THROW THEM AWAY BECAUSE I DON'T NEED THEM ANYWAY AND WHOSE BRILLIANT IDEA WAS IT TO HAVE US DO THIS EVERY MONTH? WHOEVER THEY ARE, THEY SUCK. D:<

YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHIOR GIRLFRIEND. I HAVE YET TO USE MY WOMB, NOR HAVE I THE INTENTION TO EVER DO SO.

TAKE IT OUT PLZ!!!

I TEMPORARILY RESIGN FROM LIFE (AND WOMANHOOD). WANNA JOIN ME?

PLANE TICKETS, I HAZ DEM!

From: [identity profile] buffyaddict13.livejournal.com


i'm just butting in to tell you i love your icon so freaking much. i'm also going to be humming aerosmith for the rest of the day.

:D

From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__kat__/


I yoinked it from the Daily Show's website after they ran the story with that graphic. (what? Yoinked is totally a word!)

My humming tends to drift into off key singing.

From: [identity profile] buffyaddict13.livejournal.com


UNICORNS? win.

carol and jeff have dual monitors. my workstation is too small. HA.

i love you babe. sorry your day is suck. <333

have this:

From: [identity profile] tiffosis.livejournal.com


argh. stupid work filters, the hatez me!!!

alas, it is almost time to go, so i can see the lovely you have shared with me when i get home.

*loves on you*

From: [identity profile] tiffosis.livejournal.com


aaaah, at least that vid is made of one of my favortire things. i'll let you guess which it is. =)

and sawyer's hair was so short in the beginning. wow!!!
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