so, i am watching this show on the history channel called ufo's in the bible. it's hilarious in it's crazy.
i haven't laughed so hard in ages.

according to these folk, aliens:

* parted the red sea
* led the jews through the desert
* fed them mana
* gave us the ten commandments
* took elijah
* impregnated sarah

 I AM NOT GOING TO GO ON, excpet to say that DUH. ALIENS MUST HAVE IMPERGNATED MARY TOO, THUS THE VIRGIN BIRTH AND OMG! JESUS IS AN ALIEN BABY!!!11!!!!

how did i miss this all these years of bible reading!! it all makes so much sense!!

i can also conclude from this, that if aliens are behind the gospel, then kripke must be clued into this too, and it's not angels and demons, but aliens that are sam and dean's plague. YES/YES??


also, also; a yahoo search on 'ufo's in the bible' comes up with a distrubing amount of hits.
CRAZY!!!!!

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