Title: Blue Plate Special
Word Count: 705
Warning: food!porn, Wincest
Summary: What do you get when cross a hungry Sammy with a horny Dean? Food!porn!!!
A/N: I seem to be stuck on the food porn. The other smut bunnies that plague my brain are yelling "Bitch! Finish us!". What can I say? I know, memphis86 made me do it,as she demanded more food porn.
I'm sitting in church earlier this afternoon, and am I concentrating on the Mystery of the Holy Trinity that Father De la Cruz is giving his homily about?
Am I reflecting upon how Jesus Christ is my Savior and dies for my sins?
Am I feeling full of Christian love and kindness?
Am I thinking about how God awful the girl to my left is singing
Am I thinking about how the lady to my right must have really tied one on last last night, cuz she stinks like hangover?
Am I thinking about Wincest?
Oh God Yes. Yes I am.
I am thinking about porn during Mass.
There is an extra special place in Hell for this, I am sure. For thinking about Sammy maybe going to Seminary, instead of Stanford, and being all virginal and has taken his vow of chastity and is a full fledged man of the cloth when in pops Dean one day, and smutty temptation ensues.
Yeah. I can already feel the lick of the flames.