when it comes to inappropriate work conversations, this rates.

[tiffosis]

miguel, my dear tranny co-worker, and i started our the day with this IM convo...

 

Me!!! What's the 411, Charlie Brown?

 

Miguel  Where were you yesterday sister

 

Me!!! head.ache

 

Miguel  RIGHT

Miguel  I understand

 

Me!!! lol

 

Miguel YOu know what they say cures a headache

 

Me!!! sex?

 

Miguel  PILLS

Miguel  SICKO

Miguel  LOL

 

Me!!! that too

 

Miguel  ok it was Sex

Miguel  you got me

 

Me!!! see?

 

Miguel  They told me it cures Migraines

Miguel  THEY LIE

 

Me!!! lol

 

Miguel  I TRIED

Miguel  the last 3 days

Miguel  all i got was tired and a bigger headache

 

Me!!! then someone's doing it wrong

 

Miguel I do all the work

Miguel  he just lays there

Miguel  UGH

 

Me!!! lol

Miguel  AT least smile at me

 

Me!!! so, you lay there and make him do the work. make him use those leg muscles!!

 

Miguel  PLEASE

Miguel  that lazy bastard

Miguel  LOL

Miguel  We have tried he wines

Miguel  UGH my legs hurt

 

Me!!! those damned lazy bottoms!

 

Miguel  We hate em all

Miguel  phuwee
 

later, our conversation steered towards his wish to develope a cable channel catering to trannies and gays alike. i suggested there be a show called "how to tape it down".

he then sent me this email:

HOW TO TAPE IT DOWN

 

With your Host

 

TIFFANY MILLER

 

Tuesday Nights at 8pm PST on Bravo

which led to this....

Miguel  What will you wear on your fist show

Me!!! HMMMMM

Miguel  First I meant First

Miguel  LOL

Me!!! I WANT TO HOST THAT SHOW TOO

Miguel  BUt a fisting show might work too

Me!!! YES

Miguel  Put up your Dukes with your host Tiffany Miller

Me!!! U R KILLING ME

Miguel  I think its awsome. Lets pitch the idea to networks

Miguel  Maybe LIFETIME for women

Me!!! Bravo

Miguel  Telemundo

Me!!! can be on after Project Runway

Miguel  LOL

Miguel  We can sindicate it in spanish

Me!!! don't want to exclude the latino gays

Miguel  Of course not

Miguel  OMG imagine the possibilities

Me!!! IT BOGGLES THE MIND

 

 clearly, we crack our shit up and should be seperated.

Comments

[chemm80]

OMG, you get all the best coworkers! Why iz you hoarding dem, Tiff? Why? *cries*

[tiffosis.livejournal.com]

*draws a protective circle around my gays & trannies*

you shant have them! theyz all mine! MINE!!!!!

[buffyaddict13.livejournal.com]

HEEE! dude, you guys are hilarious.

*loves on you*

[tiffosis.livejournal.com]

if miguel stopped coming to work, i swear, i would have no reason to go in anymore.

which could work out,m you know, cuz then i could lay in bed all day and pester you via the internetz.

[back-in-black.livejournal.com]

One of the best work convos ever! FIST SHOW HAHAHAHAHAH!!! God help me but I would tune in for that.