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Not that I need any further confirmation of this, cuz I've known for a long while that my thoughts alone, plus some actions, were taking me there. But on days like this, I've got cemented proof.
Why?
I'm sitting in church earlier this afternoon, and am I concentrating on the Mystery of the Holy Trinity that Father De la Cruz is giving his homily about?
No.
Am I reflecting upon how Jesus Christ is my Savior and dies for my sins?
No.
Am I feeling full of Christian love and kindness?
No.
Am I thinking about how God awful the girl to my left is singing
Yes.
Am I thinking about how the lady to my right must have really tied one on last last night, cuz she stinks like hangover?
Yes.
Am I thinking about Wincest?
Oh God Yes. Yes I am.
I am thinking about porn during Mass.
There is an extra special place in Hell for this, I am sure. For thinking about Sammy maybe going to Seminary, instead of Stanford, and being all virginal and has taken his vow of chastity and is a full fledged man of the cloth when in pops Dean one day, and smutty temptation ensues.
Yeah. I can already feel the lick of the flames.
Why?
I'm sitting in church earlier this afternoon, and am I concentrating on the Mystery of the Holy Trinity that Father De la Cruz is giving his homily about?
No.
Am I reflecting upon how Jesus Christ is my Savior and dies for my sins?
No.
Am I feeling full of Christian love and kindness?
No.
Am I thinking about how God awful the girl to my left is singing
Yes.
Am I thinking about how the lady to my right must have really tied one on last last night, cuz she stinks like hangover?
Yes.
Am I thinking about Wincest?
Oh God Yes. Yes I am.
I am thinking about porn during Mass.
There is an extra special place in Hell for this, I am sure. For thinking about Sammy maybe going to Seminary, instead of Stanford, and being all virginal and has taken his vow of chastity and is a full fledged man of the cloth when in pops Dean one day, and smutty temptation ensues.
Yeah. I can already feel the lick of the flames.
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You know what they say, better to laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints!
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And you're right it should be a fic, but dammit, if I can't stop writting food!porn. But I'll work on it, promise.
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That fantasy sounds HOT!! And knowing that you were having it in chruch? *fans self* I can just see you sitting there all sweet & innocent on the outside, so porny on the inside!
You're cool!
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And I definetly was squirmin' in the pew, thinking about it. It's sacrireligous, really. Surprised I wasn't stuck down on the spot!