...but did it occur to you that this humble bug might actually have been a messenger from outer space, come to earth with an offering of peace and love from the planet of the blue-legged centipedes?
...or that he might have been sent as an ambassador from the insect universe to warn humans that our wasteful and destructive ways are leading to mass insecticide? did you check for a tiny scroll tied around his leg, or a small tape recorder strapped to his antennae?
...what if he's a PSYCHIC CENTIPEDE that knows the future and is trying to prevent a global catastrophe of ginormous proportions by setting up a command control center in your house? YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST BROUGHT ON WWIII, TIFF.
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Date: 2008-10-07 04:18 pm (UTC)...or that he might have been sent as an ambassador from the insect universe to warn humans that our wasteful and destructive ways are leading to mass insecticide? did you check for a tiny scroll tied around his leg, or a small tape recorder strapped to his antennae?
...what if he's a PSYCHIC CENTIPEDE that knows the future and is trying to prevent a global catastrophe of ginormous proportions by setting up a command control center in your house? YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST BROUGHT ON WWIII, TIFF.
O_O