*le sigh*

i am bored. 

please to be not pointing out that i could really put my nose to the grindstone and do the work for which i am paid. i do not wish to be doing that at this moment.

*shakes head*

your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to entertain me in a manner of your choosing.

there will be words of praise, and possibly stickers, as a reward for your efforts. =D