i'm still grossed out

[tiffosis]

word on the street says that the creature from planet x we found last night was a blue legged centipede. those claws are venomous but not toxic to humans. they eat spiders, i am told. LIKE THAT MATTERS!!!!! ALL. BUGS. MUST. DIE.

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[cycatryx.livejournal.com]

...but did it occur to you that this humble bug might actually have been a messenger from outer space, come to earth with an offering of peace and love from the planet of the blue-legged centipedes?

...or that he might have been sent as an ambassador from the insect universe to warn humans that our wasteful and destructive ways are leading to mass insecticide? did you check for a tiny scroll tied around his leg, or a small tape recorder strapped to his antennae?

...what if he's a PSYCHIC CENTIPEDE that knows the future and is trying to prevent a global catastrophe of ginormous proportions by setting up a command control center in your house? YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST BROUGHT ON WWIII, TIFF.

O_O

[elusive-life-77.livejournal.com]

ya know...I am considered a research queen in a few circles and I gave a few seconds thought to putting my google-fu to work for you and find what that hideous creature actually was....Buuuuuuuuttttttt, just the thought of it made me squirm so no. we'll just be content with blue legged centipede from planet x and call it good.

Freakin ewwwwwwww.

although having a camel cricket (google at your own risk) crawl up my pants leg to mid thigh still reigns supreme in my all time greatest freakouts list.

[ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com]

You are going to HATE me for this, but i can so imagine a horror movie like Blue Centipede vs Spider.

I'm putting money on the centipede. ANYTHING that eats spiders is worth supporting. Sorta. And then crushed under a heel. *shivers*

[siubhlach.livejournal.com]

ALL. BUGS. MUST. DIE.

I completely agree. I am also of the opinion that all bugs must either make a valid and notable contribution to the rent (eating other bugs does not count) or get the hell out of my house. Freeloading bastards