word on the street says that the creature from planet x we found last night was a blue legged centipede. those claws are venomous but not toxic to humans. they eat spiders, i am told. LIKE THAT MATTERS!!!!! ALL. BUGS. MUST. DIE.










From: [identity profile] cycatryx.livejournal.com


...but did it occur to you that this humble bug might actually have been a messenger from outer space, come to earth with an offering of peace and love from the planet of the blue-legged centipedes?

...or that he might have been sent as an ambassador from the insect universe to warn humans that our wasteful and destructive ways are leading to mass insecticide? did you check for a tiny scroll tied around his leg, or a small tape recorder strapped to his antennae?

...what if he's a PSYCHIC CENTIPEDE that knows the future and is trying to prevent a global catastrophe of ginormous proportions by setting up a command control center in your house? YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST BROUGHT ON WWIII, TIFF.

O_O

From: [identity profile] tiffosis.livejournal.com


his death is not on me. we released him into wild alive and well, in a vessel of ceramic. if he did not survive the impact, or if a bird plucked him up as a tasty morning meal, THAT IS NOT MY PROBLEM!

From: [identity profile] cycatryx.livejournal.com


i am aware that you did not kill the centipede. i was merely alluding to the fact that you may have prevented him from doing an important duty. whatever it was.

I CAN HEAR YOU ROLLING YOUR EYES. STOPPIT!

ps. dean has a nice chin. *nod*

From: [identity profile] cycatryx.livejournal.com


ps. are you going to watch the fringe tonight? i hope the bf gets home from class in time for us to catch it. *crosses fingers*

From: [identity profile] tiffosis.livejournal.com


I CAN HEAR YOU ROLLING YOUR EYES. STOPPIT!

you heard correctly.
*gives you gold star*

ps. dean has a nice chin. *nod*

HOMG! YES HE DOES!
*drools*

yes, i will be watching fringe tonight. i am developiing quite the cruch on mr. jackson. he may soon find himself on my esteemed island list.

what men would you want stranded on an island with you? (bf does not count!!!)

From: [identity profile] cycatryx.livejournal.com


oooh. you have an "esteemed island" list? that is sooper-kewl!!

let's see.. men that i would want to have on an island (assuming the bf has been eaten by sharks, otherwise there's no point in having other men with me on an island):

-johnny depp (he's a pirate for godssake.. he could get us outta there)
-mgg (to make us all laugh)
-thomas gibson (his voice alone is more refreshing than water and more delicious than food)
-james duval (cuz i kinda want to bone him - in a manner of speaking)
-orlando bloom (*drool*)
-ALAN RICKMAN (again with the voice!)

who else is on your island?? ♥

From: [identity profile] tiffosis.livejournal.com


i have a big list. it started at 3 men (when we 'played' this game at girls poker night), but i decided since it's my island in my fantasy, i can have as many men as i want. *nods*

without further ado:

alan rickman (the voice!!!)
hugh jackman (with wolverine hair please!)
ewan macgregor
mads mikkelsen
ralph fiennes
gerard butler
matthew mcconaughey
david wenham
sean bean
joshua jackson (NEW!!!)

just a few guys....*snickers*

From: [identity profile] tiffosis.livejournal.com


i can't. he's like at a celestial level of adoration that i can't touch.

when i went to creation con in march and was getting his autograph, i cried. i kid you not. when he looked at me, it was like looking into the sun and i lost all grasp on the english langauge and coherency.

it was pathetic.

From: [identity profile] cycatryx.livejournal.com


when he looked at me, it was like looking into the sun and i lost all grasp on the english langauge and coherency.

wow, that's... have you told a doctor about this??

;) (j/k)

From: [identity profile] elusive-life-77.livejournal.com


ya know...I am considered a research queen in a few circles and I gave a few seconds thought to putting my google-fu to work for you and find what that hideous creature actually was....Buuuuuuuuttttttt, just the thought of it made me squirm so no. we'll just be content with blue legged centipede from planet x and call it good.

Freakin ewwwwwwww.

although having a camel cricket (google at your own risk) crawl up my pants leg to mid thigh still reigns supreme in my all time greatest freakouts list.

From: [identity profile] tiffosis.livejournal.com


j is a research queen also. i don't how she could stand looking through pics to find the critter. i could barely look at the pic on the page she sent me to show what it was.

THAT CRAWLED UP YOUR LEG??!!11!! AACCCKKKKK! did you almost die? *pets you*

From: [identity profile] ultraviolet9a.livejournal.com


You are going to HATE me for this, but i can so imagine a horror movie like Blue Centipede vs Spider.

I'm putting money on the centipede. ANYTHING that eats spiders is worth supporting. Sorta. And then crushed under a heel. *shivers*

From: [identity profile] siubhlach.livejournal.com


ALL. BUGS. MUST. DIE.

I completely agree. I am also of the opinion that all bugs must either make a valid and notable contribution to the rent (eating other bugs does not count) or get the hell out of my house. Freeloading bastards

From: [identity profile] tiffosis.livejournal.com


you're speaking a language i like! i wholeheartedly agree.
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