word on the street says that the creature from planet x we found last night was a blue legged centipede. those claws are venomous but not toxic to humans. they eat spiders, i am told. LIKE THAT MATTERS!!!!! ALL. BUGS. MUST. DIE.
word on the street says that the creature from planet x we found last night was a blue legged centipede. those claws are venomous but not toxic to humans. they eat spiders, i am told. LIKE THAT MATTERS!!!!! ALL. BUGS. MUST. DIE.
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...or that he might have been sent as an ambassador from the insect universe to warn humans that our wasteful and destructive ways are leading to mass insecticide? did you check for a tiny scroll tied around his leg, or a small tape recorder strapped to his antennae?
...what if he's a PSYCHIC CENTIPEDE that knows the future and is trying to prevent a global catastrophe of ginormous proportions by setting up a command control center in your house? YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST BROUGHT ON WWIII, TIFF.
O_O
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I CAN HEAR YOU ROLLING YOUR EYES. STOPPIT!
ps. dean has a nice chin. *nod*
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you heard correctly.
*gives you gold star*
ps. dean has a nice chin. *nod*
HOMG! YES HE DOES!
*drools*
yes, i will be watching fringe tonight. i am developiing quite the cruch on mr. jackson. he may soon find himself on my esteemed island list.
what men would you want stranded on an island with you? (bf does not count!!!)
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let's see.. men that i would want to have on an island (assuming the bf has been eaten by sharks, otherwise there's no point in having other men with me on an island):
-johnny depp (he's a pirate for godssake.. he could get us outta there)
-mgg (to make us all laugh)
-thomas gibson (his voice alone is more refreshing than water and more delicious than food)
-james duval (cuz i kinda want to bone him - in a manner of speaking)
-orlando bloom (*drool*)
-ALAN RICKMAN (again with the voice!)
who else is on your island?? ♥
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without further ado:
alan rickman (the voice!!!)
hugh jackman (with wolverine hair please!)
ewan macgregor
mads mikkelsen
ralph fiennes
gerard butler
matthew mcconaughey
david wenham
sean bean
joshua jackson (NEW!!!)
just a few guys....*snickers*
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when i went to creation con in march and was getting his autograph, i cried. i kid you not. when he looked at me, it was like looking into the sun and i lost all grasp on the english langauge and coherency.
it was pathetic.
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wow, that's... have you told a doctor about this??
;) (j/k)
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josh holloway and henry ian cusick
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DAMN.
THAT DUDE IS SMOKIN'.
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HE SHOULD FOREVER BE MADE TO BE SHIRTLESS AND BLOODY.
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Freakin ewwwwwwww.
although having a camel cricket (google at your own risk) crawl up my pants leg to mid thigh still reigns supreme in my all time greatest freakouts list.
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THAT CRAWLED UP YOUR LEG??!!11!! AACCCKKKKK! did you almost die? *pets you*
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I'm putting money on the centipede. ANYTHING that eats spiders is worth supporting. Sorta. And then crushed under a heel. *shivers*
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i love your icon, btw. =)
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I completely agree. I am also of the opinion that all bugs must either make a valid and notable contribution to the rent (eating other bugs does not count) or get the hell out of my house. Freeloading bastards
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